lets get that dick

dankmemesreasonforliving:

frawgs:

think it’s time i get genuinely loved

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benisjammin94:

ruinedchildhood:

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Frollo almost burned down the entire city of Paris cause he got a boner.

(Source: ruinedchildhood, via ladyshivs)

dubstep-cheese:

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

I don’t think that’s quite what ‘singlehandedly’ means but I’m willing to sacrifice verbal accuracy for this proposition.

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doqbites:

Bird Box memes are the best but Sandra Bullock replying to them are even better:

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manfuckyopride:

typecozey:

jumex:

typecozey:

Exactly how i met the majority of my friends

Fags be discussing

What do they be saying

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thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

thescriptorium:

ive been thinking and honest to god: i think i would actually join a girl gang if the offer came. like a legitimate, hierarchical, “let’s carry knives under our skirts and beat up men” gang. fuck college

bringing back the sukeban girl gangs from the 70’s that wore long skirts against teen sexualization and fucked things up for the patriarchy

and this was no “5 girls in a small town” who made the news—this was yakuza level shit. 20,000 girls getting into gang fights and shoplifting and getting pissed off that only men were allowed to be rough and violent and angry

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